CONVENIENT STUPIDITY

KNOWING BETTER ACTING OTHERWISE

Her convenient stupidity acts up every day she shows up for work.

by CRAPAID January 29, 2012

merge-stupid

Inability or awkwardness when merging into traffic often to dangerous effect.

Johnny was driving and everything was going fine until we had to get on the highway; he is merge-stupid.

by Chaosape February 27, 2015

stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.

Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?

by OliverGigawatts November 10, 2019

Carry the Stupid

Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.

Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.

Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?

Anarch: YES! …no.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

stupid chill

That sharp tinge of embarassment that shoots up your back and into the back of your head when someone does or says something incredibly wrong or stupid in a staunch and decisive manner.

When Leonard got in that dude's face and insisted that Guam was a state -- I got a massive stupid chill.

by Knapp August 28, 2005

Cheese stupid

Saying something so stupid it's funny. Usually occurs due to lack of common sense.

I can't believe what David just said! That was cheese stupid

by Woodlouse18 June 1, 2018

Stupid Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a stupid poser."
Example 2
"I saw a stupid poser wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023