patrick cagney

the coolest dude like ever, super cute, smart, and so so good at baseball

Yo did u see his homer, that guys definitely a patrick cagney

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

Patrick

How I get Carlos to agree to play chel?

Is this Patrick?

by Jean-Guy McMaplesyrup September 20, 2020

pulled a patrick

When someone decides to starfish in the middle of sex. She pulled a patrick.

She was active for the beginning of sex, but pulled a patrick on me.

by Frenchieoctober September 23, 2020

PXL - Patrick

the biggest KB SIMP of all

Did you hear that PXL - Patrick got over 1k plays on HGA in 4 days?

by not-unbarred September 29, 2020

Patrick Finley

A guy who ate his poop three times. The third time was on purpose.

Patrick Finley like dogs and poop

by Peoplearelazy1237 October 2, 2020

Pull a Patrick

When you drink too much and subsequently shit and like yourself

Last night Maxwell did pull a Patrick.

by Xohoo October 9, 2020

Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.

Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.

by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011