Patrick

very cute, smart and sexy guy with a big penis mentality

i wanna suck Patrick’s dick!

by itookyourmomsvcard August 11, 2021

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Patrick Peeper

Someone who looks through your bedroom window while you sleep.

Last night I caught a Patrick Peeper looking through my bedroom window

by Jdawgg August 31, 2017

saint patricks day

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.

"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)

by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019

Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.

Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary

by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He's the kind of guy you love spending time with. He's always there for you no matter what. He has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Patrick is really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

Being with a Patrick is so much fun!

by kikiagirld November 7, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by logeybearxp December 16, 2019