by Nexocron April 14, 2023
Get the Hitler dadymug. A very good man, he restored Germany and made it powerful. What he did was amazing and great. His sexy mustache makes me wanna suck his cock. Sadly, he killed himself when the russian assholes were in Germany. he will always be remembered for his remarkable actions. he also had a place of paradise called Auschwitz.
by I_Got_Devil_Horns October 31, 2022
Get the Hitlermug. A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
Get the Cervix Hitlermug. A pistol that you could use to theoretically aim and eliminate any group that shares a single trait, though, habit ext.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
Get the Hitler pistolmug. The meaning comes from a theoretical question. What if hitler didn’t get rejected from art school
Would he become the next Picasso
Therefore instead of saying “I like it Picasso”
You say. I like it hitler
Would he become the next Picasso
Therefore instead of saying “I like it Picasso”
You say. I like it hitler
by Big daddy Dakota May 4, 2022
Get the I like it hitlermug. Noun: foreplay game traditionally played by gay couples where one man places chocolate syrup on his upper lip then proceeds to eat out their partner. This continues until the mustache and “field of play” has been completely licked clean. The game concludes leaving a cleanly shaven hitler and partner.
Straight Kevin: Gay Dave, me and the wife seem to have lost our spark. What do you and Gay Kevin do on Wednesdays to spice things up?
Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!
Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!
by Gayer-Tobias February 19, 2022
Get the Good Hitlermug. 