Zombie Bama'

A zombie version of Barack Obama, enough said.

However Zombie Bama' will jerk you off for gold coins, all for convenience.

Donald Trump: Hey Barack, be careful! We're in a zombie apocalypse!!! So don't get bit!
Barack Obama: Ok man, I won't!
*Barack Obama Gets Bit By A Zombie*
Donald Trump: Oh no! It's...ZOMBIE BAMA'
Zombie Bama': Brainsssssssss.

by Komoris May 5, 2021

zombie phone

an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.

My zombie phone doesn't have all my apps; I sure miss my iPhone!

by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012

Zombie Bowl

A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper

I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.

by Furry Trout December 14, 2012

screen zombie

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.

We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.

by Silly_Me December 22, 2018

zombie grass

over grown yard; weeds
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.

That old house is surrounded by zombie grass. Good luck getting it mowed.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.

by XTT0401 May 28, 2016

zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.

"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."

by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014

Zombie Hoe

A zombie hoe (Can be male or female) is typically someone who you used to mess with sexually. A hoe or multiple hoes who you've now cut off. They 'rise from the dead' (aka pop up // usually around the summer time) and keep trying to come back into your life after a long period of not talking to them.

Zombie Hoe: "What's up? I ain't hear from you in like 8 months? You tryna come to my place again, my parents gone for the summer"

friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"

by intuitivemaniac December 27, 2017