You're mine always
by Allways Mine December 15, 2021
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by wipeoutninja February 25, 2023
A term used by individuals who are malding in order to project their own problems and actions onto others.
You're A Slave to History. Even after calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely are responsible for this.
by LaVacaPolaka June 09, 2025
When somebody fucking says the stupidest of stupid shit so you must think they use crack, LSD, methamphetamine, ayahuasca , marijuana or another drug
Phil: The Dallas cowboys are making the super bowl this year we Dem Boyz
De'eon: I'm not sure what you're on but I definitely want some of that because that shit you just said was fucking stupid I may need some brain bleach after hearing that
De'eon: I'm not sure what you're on but I definitely want some of that because that shit you just said was fucking stupid I may need some brain bleach after hearing that
by Bleeding guns January 29, 2023
This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!
Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"
by von groovy August 10, 2024
by KingNestywesty December 23, 2023
Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.
Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023