Winning

Didn't you say that winners don't have to tell people they are winning?

Hym "I mean, it doesn't look like winning to me. I looks like fascist collusion to silence and rob a dissident. Sounds like the kind of thing a president could get impeached over. I wonder what happens to all of those lawsuits after an impeachment..."

by Hym Iam January 31, 2025

winners love winning

“Winners love winning” means that you’re a girl who likes girls, as it has the same acronym as “woman loving woman; wlw

“So what, you’re gay?”
“Well, winners love winning.”

by Idiot bartending 101 February 9, 2025

world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

Win

You didn't win anything. You did what the Jews always do and lied and fucked your sister.

Hym "Hey, I can say it too. I win. You lose. You see how meaningless it is? How many Jews kids did you get killed trying and failing to stop me? Where'd Candy go? Where's your doppelganger? You don't care about any of the thing you pretend to care about. All of the justification for doing what you're doing here is the things you care about. It's not about your kids. Your entire life is being extra special businessman and you are objectively worse then a fat stoner loser who didn't even have to try. No amount of Jew loans and lying to your kids is going to undo that."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2025

For The Win+Win+Win

Rare situation where a seemingly no-win scenario is reframed, redefined and represented, usually through the adjustment of multiple rules sets, until a greater than believed solution appears whereby all parties experience a more than satisfactory outcome provided they can recognize it.

Person 1: I love two people lol my friend who’s always there for me and supports my dreams and the friend I’ve been with, lived with and paid the rent for. What do I do?
Person 2: Whoa - Two options the best and the scrub. Gnarly.
Person 1: yeah either way I’m toast.
Person 2:No way! Right now you’re toast. you carry the scrub. Scrub for the Win, and you Lose-Lose. No bueno. Trust me. Marry the best person you ever met and fuck the scrub For The Win+Win+Win. You know we wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want it, and he wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t right.

by Samael Lucifer Morningstar June 4, 2024

Nah I'd Win

Peak Fiction, Straight up Kino

"Would you lose?"

"Nah I'd Win"

by Queerked up Asian boi June 18, 2024