Much like skateboardering, bmx biking, or rollerblading down a set of stairs, only freestyle stair jumping lacks a set of wheels. Can involve grabs, 360 turns, grinds, or wall plants. Very fun to do in public places late at night, preferably with a group of friends.
"After the late movie got out, the theatre was empty, so we did some freestyle stair jumping down the staircase leading to the exit."
by Jake L. May 9, 2006
Get the freestyle stair jumpingmug. Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.
"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."
by private shitbag August 18, 2016
Get the chinese jump bootmug. I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.
Them: So then he said it was benign but I should probably get it removed. And I said-
You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna jump off here. Bye.
You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna jump off here. Bye.
by gmoneyfromdastpete June 20, 2009
Get the jump off heremug. While having sex the guy does jumping jacks while still inside. Very hard to do a lot of training but well worth it.
by Hairy Flounder March 14, 2009
Get the Jumping Jack Sackmug. 1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.
Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"
jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache
jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache
by skyhag August 5, 2009
Get the jump seat sniffermug. When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"
Hooker: "What The FUCK!"
OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"
Hooker: "What The FUCK!"
OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011
Get the Jumping Alfredo Crabstickmug. I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.
by Pedro September 29, 2003
Get the horse that doesn't jumpmug.