the biggest KB SIMP of all
by not-unbarred September 29, 2020
Get the PXL - Patrickmug. Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018
Get the Patrick's Left Testiclemug. The most amazing person you’ll ever meet! Most beautiful eyes around, a real show stopper! Excellent style, all around nice guy. Really caring, and thoughtful, best jokes ever and super hilarious. If you find a Patrick don’t ever let him go because you’ll never find someone as amazing and unique as him! Also super cute!!
Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: oh that’s Patrick he’s the best
Person 1: wow I love his eyes they are so pretty
Person 2: oh that’s Patrick he’s the best
Person 1: wow I love his eyes they are so pretty
by Missa582 February 12, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. by a very very bad person December 16, 2019
Get the patrick shwavymug. The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021
Get the Sane Patrick's Daymug. 
by yikersman December 17, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug.