wash my damn towels

The appropriate reaction to a hotel service when they serve meat and run the air-conditioning yet are concerned for the environment and thus expect you to 'please reuse your towels'.

Hahaha! Yeah right! Hey- how about you... WASH MY DAMN TOWELS!

by Magnanimity May 8, 2016

british butt wash

The act of washing a butt with tea and a side of pure white sugar (jizz)

I have my girl a British butt wash

by Pesky4 November 30, 2013

Mexican Car Wash

The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.

While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash

by DrTeaBags July 18, 2009

washed up willy nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arrousment in a short period of time that it is unable to carry on in its current physical state

"i had sex with three hoes and my wang has been limp all week

by adam is a sexy SOB February 18, 2005

wash off tan

When you get enough dirt on your body that it looks like a tan which can then be washed off.

Tim looked like he had a tan, but when he got out of the shower, he was as pale as before. I guess it was just a wash off tan.

by Schizoreindeer August 14, 2010

South Boston tire wash

Taking a piss on someones tires, or in extreme situations, on their car door handles.

Some dumbass parked too close to me and opened his door onto my car. So I gave him a South Boston tire wash.

by JoseTartabull's Arm November 7, 2015

eight ball in a washing machine

Incredibly accurate and reliable.

The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.

by madcow3417 October 25, 2018