lass wanker

A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.

Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!

by Tupaclivesincuba November 06, 2022

Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth

Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair

by Wanker biscuit August 03, 2020

didgeridoo wanker

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails

i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me

by longnailednitch January 31, 2021

Wanker Tanker

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

by ThroatPunch May 02, 2021

bunny wanker

A toss pot on COD who jumps up and down.

Fu*k I got killed by a bunny wanker

by ..@..@.. January 29, 2021

Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls

tyler you scottish wanker

by tyler downs December 02, 2019

J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.

So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?

by July 12, 2022