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waffle drizzle

Pouring a females ejaculation on waffles and sharing the waffle with said female for a delicious 4 a.m. meal
Damn, this is the best waffle drizzle I've ever had!
by The smart guy January 17, 2015
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yellow waffle

when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle
she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast
by waffle house November 2, 2021
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Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.
1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."
by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015
mugGet the Fudge wafflesmug.

boat waffle

A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit
Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂
by BradmfknBrad June 30, 2020
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waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
mugGet the waffle jumpmug.

dieggo waffles

a balicious shobe that gets sent letters from close friends
by MlemShobe November 19, 2019
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Nutella waffle

To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)
Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.
by Skylerlikesmen April 6, 2015
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