ass waffling

When someone shits in your mouth and push it through the gaps in your teeth mmmm yum
Ashley

Oi u fat shit stop ass waffling

by hagrids a pedo69 April 28, 2014

Waffle Sword

When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.

My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.

by ChickenCausesDepression February 7, 2018

Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."

by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015

yellow waffle

when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle

she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast

by waffle house November 2, 2021

Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017

Nutella waffle

To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)

Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.

by Skylerlikesmen April 6, 2015

Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020