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Valentines Day

Basically a day where u get a fuck anyone named Caleb
“ it’s valentines can’t wait to fuck caleb”

- Valentines Day
by JuicyBalls February 14, 2022
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valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.
by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
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Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
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Valentine

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.
by urmami69 February 21, 2022
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Valentino Mendez

Valentino Mendez is quite a loud person. However, he may seem very hyper and social, but he can also be quite and shy. He is a sensitive person so you must care him well. Valentino Mendez is very friendly and loves making new friends. He can either handle negativity very well or very badly. He is not an awkward person and can be quite funny.
He is a big alpha male. He is smart academically but practically not so much. He has a really bad mic no matter what he uses. If you upset him he will be very emo. He is a caring person and if his friends are upset or leave he will be sad. He’s been through a lot and is still going with life so he is a tough person. If you are friends with a Valentino Mendez, be lucky and treat him well. He is very pleasuring and has big dick energy.
that guy is so emo, he must be #Valentino Mendez
by 0bIue February 27, 2022
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Valeseyed

When a close friend who you thought would never leave you seemingly matures over night and leaves you for new, shallow, definitely not cooler than you, friends.
Lyrah: Did you see Silver hanging out with those new girls after she told us she was busy?
Karlin: Yeah, she's been doing that a lot. She's valeseyed us. So sad.
by Igotvaleseyed March 7, 2022
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Valentino

Every other definition of Valentino is VERY INACCURATE, as my name is Valentino. I like to do stuff on scratch, build robots, and play video games, not what everyone else says. I am also kinda untrustworthy to people named Anothy.
I SWEAR TO GOD THE OTHER DEFINITIONS OF VALENTINO IS SO INACCURATE
by the axolotl box March 8, 2022
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