out under three

To be drunk in public in the morning hours immediately after all the pubs have closed.

The bar closed and we were out under three when the cops drove by; luckily, we were able to duck into an alley.

She locked me out of the apartment and threw my stuff out. So I was only out under three because I didn't have anywhere else to go.

by defry11 January 06, 2023

The under up to do

The act of dancing on a table

I just can’t even deal with Greg’s the under up to do

by secretive sexual guru March 10, 2020

legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

Be undering

The act or statement of being under a given object.

Jeff: hey Fred, what are you doing?
Fred: I’m just be undering this tree.

by stinkymamacita January 04, 2019

The fella down under

When you forgot some Australian’ name.
Originally used by Joe Biden: “I wanna thank uh, the fella down under”.

Thank you the English fella, and I wanna thank uh, the fella down under.

by JordgubbeMjolk September 16, 2021

quigley down under

When a man cums under a woman’s fupa, and allows the cum to mature into a chud baby. Thus treating the fupa like a marsupials pouch.

Erik picked up a BBW at the bar last night and gave her the ol quigley down under

by Mfaro April 12, 2023