by gojoshohoho February 23, 2025

A condition afflicting a person, who, through slovenliness or malcoordinated sausage fingers, cannot type a coherent sentence for their lives.
The life of a man haunted by his type impediment..
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?
by royston white May 15, 2014

A person who acts and speaks like a virgin despite having had sex in life. It is often also used to refer to someone who will not have sex in the future due to their virgin-like behaviour.
by ethereum May 15, 2018

8 ways the human mind can be fucked by something they have seen.
1.) emotionally fucked up
2.) physically fucked up
3.) spiritually fucked up
4.) mentally fucked up
5.) musically fucked up
6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up
1.) emotionally fucked up
2.) physically fucked up
3.) spiritually fucked up
4.) mentally fucked up
5.) musically fucked up
6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up
by lil butter face June 4, 2022

by cyyber March 20, 2025

The day you post a image or video of someone who resembles your type
Example: a celebrity, your partner etc
Example: a celebrity, your partner etc
by Camjune June 11, 2024

Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.
"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake
by gojira931 September 9, 2010
