twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

twitter speak

Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.

I use twitter speak to stay within my 140 characters.

by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009

twitter litter

1: Needless information shared via twitter. Usually disgusting
2: One's twitter followers. Like a litter of cats

1: Urb@dict: tweeting form my toilet. Mexican food is killer
2: She's following 100 people, but her twitter litter's as empty as the movie theatre when Nine came out

by Ellagetsa5again March 7, 2010

Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010

Twitter

The bit of skin between a womans twat and her shitter

I'd lick her twitter.

by tomkak99 October 23, 2010

Twitterace

1. Different genders, ethnicities or people in general who use Twitter.
A. Females who Twitter are Twats.
B. Males that Twitter are Twits
C. People who obsess over one specific individuals Tweets are Twalkers.
D. Twits or Twats that Tweet when their on the pot are just plain gross. TMFI, Do Not Want.

I find myself on Urbandictionary and I do not fit under any category of the Twitterace. This I am thankful for.

by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 30, 2011

Twistery

Meaning the twisting of words in such a way to make the original speaker of words seem like they gave the twister a compliment when in fact it was untrue.

Thats just Word Twistery.

by Boxerini June 2, 2011