Tom Slechta

A small bald man without shoes. Similar to a hobbit.

Have you seen that movie “The Hobbit”? Yeah! It’s the one with Tom Slechta!

by wwlbliyhf October 11, 2019

The Tom Sentence

the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.

Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.

Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.

I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.

by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009

Tom Simp

a siml

damn he’s a tom simp x

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021

Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below

ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'

by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019

Tom Gammon

Tom Gammon is a world wide superstar. Mainly known for his 2 inch chode, bullet nipples, cows lick and BBM hoes. You can find this wild creature lurking around the streets of kingswood. Its mating call is 'Muaaa Muaaa'

Look at that twat over there with his boner chode, Tom gammon

by BillyHaynes1000 June 13, 2013

Tom Glynn

A friend but also a dickhead who likes stealing things

Tom Glynn steals gloves

by claws long tail December 12, 2018

tom sluntery

1. The utter nonsense of behaving in a slunty manner

2. The scandalous actions and behavior of a slunt

3. The foolishness that results from a slunty demeanor

A. What in tom sluntery is happenin up in huurrr?! B. I've never seen such a group of tragedies displaying such tom sluntery!

by BlasianMan September 8, 2011