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He Can Only Lose His Virginity To A Tranny In A Gay Strip Club In Saudi Arabia On Mothers Day In 2069.
Another Name For This Retarded Specimen Is THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
He Also Has Autism As Well As Aids, HIV, Herpes, Gonorrhea(He Was Vorn With These STD's) And No Friends.
This Rare Form Of Obese Bum Sex Merchant Can Be Found Either Tied Up In His Parents Basement(Sex-Dungeon) Or In His Box On The Side Of Broadmore.
He Can Only Lose His Virginity To A Tranny In A Gay Strip Club In Saudi Arabia On Mothers Day In 2069.
Another Name For This Retarded Specimen Is THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
He Also Has Autism As Well As Aids, HIV, Herpes, Gonorrhea(He Was Vorn With These STD's) And No Friends.
This Rare Form Of Obese Bum Sex Merchant Can Be Found Either Tied Up In His Parents Basement(Sex-Dungeon) Or In His Box On The Side Of Broadmore.
by Sexy-beast123 June 27, 2018
Get the Tom Dunn mug.An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.
It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.
Or it can mean something is not very good. As below
It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.
Or it can mean something is not very good. As below
ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'
CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'
CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'
by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019
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"you mean the sweetest, hottest, nicest walking human on earth?"
"you mean the sweetest, hottest, nicest walking human on earth?"
by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022
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A "Tom Classic" is what you say when someone has deserted at the worst possible time. E.g . They have gone AFK during a game or left mid-conversation.
A Tom Classic is essentially what you say when someone has left at the worst possible time.
It originates from Tom always deafening in Discord and going AFK during games at the worst possible times.
A "Tom Classic" is what you say when someone has deserted at the worst possible time. E.g . They have gone AFK during a game or left mid-conversation.
A Tom Classic is essentially what you say when someone has left at the worst possible time.
It originates from Tom always deafening in Discord and going AFK during games at the worst possible times.
by Omg_im_aware January 4, 2022
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