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Taint tassle

When you have some shit that moves down to your perineum to form a shit stalagtite hanging from it.
Seamus didn't wipe all the shizzle from my crack so now I feel a taint tassle tickling my leg
by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025
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Taint

There was a hair on the guy's taint that stood when something wasn't right.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
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Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.
I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.
by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023
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Taint Tingle

Similar to a Peter tingle in spider man but more of an anticipation of amazingness about to happen. When one gets a tingle in the taint it appears between the mud whistle and the scrotum. Could last up to 4 hours but if it exceeds that please see a doctor. Only the most amazing things can cause taint tingles.
I got a taint tingle thinking about the next podcast i was about to do.
by 15th round June 8, 2023
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
She finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle last night. It felt amazing!
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
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taint toggling

When you play with the part of a woman or man between the asshole and ballsack and or vagina. What ever happens these days. Tossing it gently with a wet tongue and or finger. Enjoy
Got drunk and hooked up with my girlfriends roommate, insted of smashing we just shared some taint toggling
by Chefbiggeorge July 11, 2024
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