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pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of
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by mandingoe June 8, 2004
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Piss Hole

A vey descriptive way to describe a piss chamber. AKA bathroom. In this room many things go on! You may use it to go for a piss but others, more creative people use it to eat out or have sex. This is a fun and iteresting way to use a piss hole. Another reason why a piss whole has become used for sex is because of the readily availeble condoms!
by Defman August 10, 2006
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aw piss

A clever reaction to almost any situation.
Example 1
Person #1: You gay lol
Person #2: AW PISS!
Person #3: PISS.
Person #4: PISSSSSSSSSS!
Example 2
Person #1: I did your mom the other night btw.
Person #2: aw piss.
by DunShewtz May 10, 2008
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penis piss

An extremely concentrated dose of soapy water delivered directly to the crotch while bathing which, if done correctly, results in an unpleasant stinging sensation in the penis
I didn't notice the bar of soap was missing until I got hit with the batch of penis piss it had been used to make.
by SideshoViD November 17, 2009
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Rip a Piss

When you have held in a piss for too long and it spurts out at a high velocity due to the pressure that has built. It can also simply refer to the need to go pee.
A'ight, guys, I'm gonna go rip a piss! Be right back.
by Liddleadlien September 3, 2017
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Piss hand

The hand you piss with. Usually the right hand, though some have been known to "pull a lefty" for amusement. Note that using the non-preferred hand can lead to pissing on your shoes and/or other vital organs.

The advantage of having one chosen piss hand is that only one hand need be washed after pissing.
Ricardinho: Hey, dude, which is your piss hand?
Albertinho: Same as my jerk hand: the right.
by Umbertinho April 10, 2008
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piss fountain

when a male pissed in a up words direction, making a piss fountain
joe did a piss fountain in class the other day nah1
by andi reeson June 9, 2005
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