pole holder

An alter boy who carries the pole that collects money for the church but also holds the priests pole after hours.

He wasn’t good at collecting money but he was the best pole holder in our church.

by Dennis Magillicuddy December 19, 2023

The Pole

The Pole, citurated at Marist, is the most beautiful thing in the world. Even more beautiful than a Banana next to a Banana.

The Pole is so very beautiful today. The Pole-ice defend it well.

by Buetiful boy September 6, 2018

Pole Model

A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.

Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!

by R&A4eva December 7, 2010

termagant pole

if you ever see this person run. termagant pole is an aggresive but friendly scp who is to be kept in his corner. Jimmy tea time is his favourite time. very stanky woman!!!!!

random person: HEY! WHY IS TERMAGANT POLE NOT IN HIS CORNER
random person 2: I-I-I he wanted to join me for jimmy tea time......
random person: this is why we put you both in his corner

by ilikepotatowaffles February 5, 2023

pole toker

Someone who sucks dick

Alex made me so mad, I just looked at him and screamed "your just a big ol pole toker!"

by Ol river turner May 8, 2016

running poles

On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.

"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."

by papamurph43 April 5, 2017

factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.

A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

by euphemistmo January 7, 2018