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AP Biology

What non-AP students take cuz they’re too fuckin dumb for AP Chem and AP Physics.
“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”
by in the stratosphere April 23, 2019
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Ap

Tasha: “yo Bella I heard you wanted to fight
Bella: “no I dont”
Tasha: “yo your ap”
by biggangstab. April 29, 2019
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Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean
by Player69420 May 7, 2019
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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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go ape

To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.
I think i got pregnant after i let Joshua go ape with me.
by anuncertainsomeone June 7, 2019
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Bronze Ape

An alchemical alcoholic concoction transmuted by the South Bay Los Angeles rapper Casper Casanova circa March 2019.

The sacred potion consists of:
12 Oz's Lagunita's Lil' Sumpin' IPA

2 Oz's of Simply Grapefruit Juice

Analogous to the infamous malt beverage named the Brass Monkey, which was made famous by the legendary Beastie Boys with their cataclysmic super hit Brass Monkey circa 1986; the Bronze Ape is a solid upgrade from its aforementioned predecessor reserved for ONLY a select and chosen few South Bay denizens.
"Ay yo O-Dogg, what it do brotha?!?!? Come through; let's get twisted!"-Casper
"I don't know dude, I have to study for my tests." - O-Dogg
"FOOOOL! Quit being square!!! Just drink two Bronze Apes with ya homie ."-Casper
"Aight. Only two Nova." -O-Dogg
"Yea only four Doggie!"-Casper
"I'm serious dude ONLY TWO!"- O-Dogg
"Right!!! Only 2"- Casper

"...after the first four"-Casper
"Motherfucker."-O-Dogg
by Casper Casanova March 21, 2019
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