A towel draped over your head so people can't see your face while you lower yourself on a pontoon ladder into a lake or river to urinate.
by Kassethanon July 3, 2023
Get the Shroud of shamemug. When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the Condom Shamemug. Check shamed is when- You are going to check shame them when they come back for not dropping me the check when I asked.
by King Jarvis January 19, 2018
Get the Check shamedmug. Shaming people for drinking beer
A sad attempt to flip the narrative by Boomer Daily Wire contributor DC McAllister
A sad attempt to flip the narrative by Boomer Daily Wire contributor DC McAllister
"Question: How is beer-shaming any different than slut-shaming?" - DC McAllister
"Well one is about beer McAllister...one is about beer "
"Well one is about beer McAllister...one is about beer "
by BrokenHeartedLiberal September 29, 2018
Get the beer-shamingmug. When your Mexican partner eats something spicy, but fails to wash their hands thoroughly before they finger you.
"He had that spicy chicken sandwich, but he didn't wash his hand well, and it fucking BURNED when he fingered me! He gave me that Shameful Mexican."
by Britters de Magnolia July 8, 2022
Get the Shameful Mexicanmug. Doesn't work on someone who considers themselves a sexy lady BUUUUT it DOES PROVE that the Shit-Lib progressives are just as militant about enforcing gender roles, except, in the opposite direction. To the shit lib, a man's role is to comfort and console woman and NEVER talk back. Or you're weak and insecure about your little baby dick. And that ISN'T overt bigotry and gender policing. Somehow 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Masculinity shaming does work on me so you can such my little baby dick... Or my bitch tits... Or BOTH! What's that shit-lib? If I don't adopt your gynocentric philosophy of intersexual relationships I'm a weak, fragile, misogynist whose insecure about his little baby dick? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I haven't heard THAT ONE before! It's not like I've be listening to EXACTLY THAT on a loop for 33 years! Oh? If women don't fuck me it's because 'I have no other good qualities?' Really? Is there a word for that? Clearly I need to learn Dothraki!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Masculinity Shamingmug. The car harassed the trucker so the trucker launched a shame baby out the window onto their windshield.
by Texan B@stard March 24, 2022
Get the Shame Babymug.