Textbrick

(n)- An academic textbook of such massive weight and proportion that it may only be described as a brick. A common cause of scoliosis when in large numbers.

May be used as hyperbole.

"Man, my chemistry teacher just gave me a massive Textbrick."
"Do you have to take it back and forth to school?"
"Yeah."
"Bummer."

by Deemenye August 2, 2009

text next

When you're in the unfortunate position of having a prepaid phone low on minutes, and a friend of yours sends you a text message that you don't delete to remind you to text him/her back when you get more minutes.

"My friend Josh sent me a text."
"Yeah? What did he say?"
"I dunno. Had to pull a text next."

by DJ Vesper the Mad Beat Machine September 3, 2009

Text Swerve

When somebody is texting while driving, the suddenly swerve.

I was driving today and was texting back to my friend, and then I accidentally all of a sudden text swerved! WOW!

by Dess! October 23, 2009

Textarrhea

When someone sends incredibly long text messages with little to no meaning. Opposite of textipated.

Mary sent me another ridiculously long text message...I guess she has textarrhea.

by not_a_shoobie March 22, 2010

Text-Juggler

Someone who can maintain three or more text coversations at once.

"Jim is such a text-juggler he will text like five girls at once."

by friendlyleprachaun May 1, 2010

Textatus

1. A hiatus from texting

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's going on?"
Guy 2: "Not much. On a textatus with my gf."
Guy 1: "What happened?"
Guy 2: "We got into a fight, so we're not really communicating right now."

by Mzerky July 9, 2011

text-i-tude

giving "attitude" via text message by responding with as few words, or letters, as it takes to answer to a question, making the individual asking the questions inquire why you have an "attitude".

"Did you text Ashley to see if she is coming?"

"Yeah, but she kept giving one letter answers. I don't know what her problem is but she seemed to have a real text-i-tude problem....."

by Goofer9 October 20, 2011