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New England Tech

A Technical College located in Warwick, RI. Mostly notable for popularizing the 18 month degree programs in the North East that net you an Associates degree in less than 4 years, if you willing to pay the outrageous tuition they force upon their students of mostly GED holders, ghetto dwellers, stoners, slackers, and last-chance-to-get-my-life-on-trackers.

The education you recieve is akin to a glorified private high school. In the same respect, the drug flow is also as equivilent.

Affectionately known as NEIT (nee-it) by locals and students. This institution is based around cut-throat deals, and subjective internal deceit, in which their politics secretly govern the school as if it were a small dictatorship nation.

Despite their advertising for job placement upon graduation, if you are taking certain degree paths, they will avidly reject any possibility of granting you any sort of contacts of which to base the rest of your life on.

If you want the American University life style, this Institution (aptly named) is not for you. See also URI, RIC, JWU, Rodger Williams, they are cheaper and more respected.
NEIT Kid: "I went to New England Tech to get a great education, have an amazing college experience, and get help with finding a stellar job upon graduation."

University Kid: "Are you high?"
by Cardboard box dweller December 4, 2010
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An attractive lady with a penchant for technology.
Yo high tech bootie is that a nano you have there or are you just happy to see me.
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techie

One who attended High Technology High School. See techer, geek, and loser.
John Penning will be a techie for life.
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tech money

one who spends much money by way of the credit card.
Tech-money bought himself 4 pair of shoes, a new car audio system, and a new pair of pants for somebody elses girl last weekend. damn.
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Tech Metal

A sub genre of metal, in which insturments such as synthesizers, keyboards, and turntables are used. Long song lengths and no vocals are a staple of Tech Metal. Most tech metal has slowly-paced guitar riffs paired with fast-paced drums. Having the synthesizer follow the guitar note for note is another staple of this offshoot of heavy metal.
Although few bands partake in the genre of Tech Metal, the most notable is T13, a local Edmonton band.
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what those people wear at concerts, theater performances or other events.
The audio engineers and lighting technicians were looking professional in their tech black.
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tech-slam

(verb)

1. Harassing or insulting someone's dialog based on technically incorrect wording or context.

(noun)
1. A word or statement that implies use of inaccurate wording or context.
Don't tech-slam people for mis-use of a word; You know exactly what he meant!!

Here comes the troll again, tech-slamming everyone's grammer.

Tech-slam all you want, it isn't going to help you win this argument!
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