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Tea Tainter 

A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.

The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.
"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"

"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."
Tea Tainter by markadoi1984 October 15, 2013

Shirt Tailed 

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.
Shirt Tailed by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014

Licking taint 

When you’re/someone (is) kissing ass so much to get something for so long that you’re no longer kissing ass you’re licking taint.

(Trying to achieve something by sucking up to someone, but having to double the amount of sucking up, to advance on the reaching of ones goal.)

(Relates to terms like, ass kissing, suck my dick, suck a left nut/tit, screw you, gtfo, and lick my balls ( ligma ). )
Bro Jordan has been kissing Sarah’s ass for months, now he’s just licking taint.
Licking taint by Goatking69420 July 31, 2018

Rym Taieb-Ezzraimi

An amazing friend and someone who deserves the world. Often a funny, goofy, friendly person Rym can also be sexy when she decides to.
1: What’s another word for perfect?
2: Rym Taieb-Ezzraimi

Wat (Wet Ass Taint) 

When the area between your dick and your ass is extremely moist, all the time! Also known as swamp taint or greasy taint.
Every time I watch the newest Nicholas Cage flick, I found myself with a wat (wet ass taint).

taint master 

taint master by sama April 28, 2003