tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.

"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."

by Resolution7 October 11, 2022

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smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run

“Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail”

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”

by emo 🖤 January 17, 2023

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Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

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G-tails

Insignificant excuses/details to explain

Ie, what had happened was......

After one lame excuse after another, I'm just not interested in your triflin' g-tails
Go spin your stories somewhere else ,

by Lili05 May 30, 2011

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Moose Tail

A "moose tail" is a slang term that refers to the outline or bulge created by tight clothing, especially pants, around the genital area. While originally used to describe a visible silhouette resembling a moose's tail, it is now often associated with male genitalia. It is advised to use discretion and sensitivity when discussing or referring to such terms in a respectful manner.

Taint your ass taint your balls ; taint your moose knuckle taint your moose tail.

by Madycakes April 24, 2024

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