Tableing

When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.

Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!

by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025

Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.

When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot

by thats_a_plant September 27, 2021

cookout table legs

when a middle aged man gets high as fuck

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs

by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021

Set the Table

During a 3+ way when a man cums on and around a women's vagina right before the other people involved. eats her out.

Mayour also be referred to as "Marinating the chicken" or "salting the meat"

Things got interesting last night. Emily was getting hungry so I set the table on Nicole like a gentleman should.

by mrdrurban May 23, 2015

Missed check table bingo

When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay

Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!

by BillyBSevenOne July 4, 2022

Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

by Street Salami July 21, 2023

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 3, 2025