tom durham

A man who likes to feel muscles of the public then dress them up in pikachu onesies for furry battles

Person 1: Tom Durham was outside my house yesterday

Person 2: Oh no, stay safe

by tom durham March 29, 2022

Tom Graham

An incredibly attractive and talented young man

But most likely has a crush on a girl way way out of his league

What a tom graham

by Tom_101_ October 16, 2018

Tom Sauce

An Aussie term for Tomato Sauce that is far more fluent to speak. The word roles of the tongue with a certain tenacity.

Hey Bluey can you pass the bloody Tom Sauce up this end of the bloody table. Need to put sum on me mystery bag snag.

by jimmyRecard May 30, 2011

Tom Gammon

Tom Gammon is a world wide superstar. Mainly known for his 2 inch chode, bullet nipples, cows lick and BBM hoes. You can find this wild creature lurking around the streets of kingswood. Its mating call is 'Muaaa Muaaa'

Look at that twat over there with his boner chode, Tom gammon

by BillyHaynes1000 June 13, 2013

tom sluntery

1. The utter nonsense of behaving in a slunty manner

2. The scandalous actions and behavior of a slunt

3. The foolishness that results from a slunty demeanor

A. What in tom sluntery is happenin up in huurrr?! B. I've never seen such a group of tragedies displaying such tom sluntery!

by BlasianMan September 8, 2011

Tom Willis

A white henpecked husband of a black woman. From the U.S. sitcom The Jeffersons.

You got to show her who's the man. Don't be a Tom Willis.

by BigBJ March 3, 2008

Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below

ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'

by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019