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Jacket Time

The moment you know you've been at work too long and it's time to leave. The ideal time slot of Jacket Time is 4:55pm to 5:55pm. Make sure to always give yourself a 5min cushion of time when you need to walk out that door.
Time: 4:50pm
Jay: Hey Aaron do you need me to update anything in the deck before I leave?
Aaron: Nah, you're good. We got everything we need for today!

Jay: Ok, Cool. Thanks. (walks around to see if anyone needs help).

Time: 4:55pm
Jay: (to himself) Jacket Time.
by Leisure Club December 4, 2014
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Posting Time

On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.
James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted

10 is the posting time.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017
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Times lapse

The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.
"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."
by Media Watcher November 1, 2009
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wizard time

Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.
"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.
by Pseudothink May 24, 2014
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Windows Time

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.
Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
by Kalisiin January 7, 2011
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Tebow Timing

Adrenaline rush you feel during overtime of a Denver Broncos game.
We're always tebow timing when we watch the Broncos.
by ROKha December 16, 2011
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Kash Time

The time zone that kash2311 is in. It is used as a standard time zone that everyone compares their time to. (AKA EST)
Max: When is the event gonna end?
Zmaster: it's gonna end at 5 PM.
Max: Kash time?
Zmaster: It's gonna be 2 PM kash time.
by maxgo123 May 22, 2022
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