Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022

The Wooten Rule

noun C singular
The character limit imposed in the subject line of an email.

Carol - could you please type your response in the body of the email, as your response was cut off in the subject line due to The Wooten Rule.

by Michael Perra October 16, 2008

Channel Rules

Something some dumbass GoAnimate and Numberblocks Kid will stuff in the description of their channel that people obviously break just to make him mad.

Fatherless Kid.

DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL

Grammer💀

DUDE!!!SHUT UP

No

BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7

So

I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH

💀💀💀💀💀 Imagine Having channel rules

by Lolgyylol October 4, 2022

The Kenyon Rule

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.

"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."

by greeley January 26, 2007

The Rule of Backtracking

The Rule of Backtracking mainly applies to the game Dead Space, where the player does a lot of backtracking throughout the levels. Basically, if you leave an area where you've killed monsters and then come back, those monsters will have mysteriously respawned. It's handy for players to know, especially on Impossible Mode, that just because you have cleared out an area does not mean that it's totally safe for the rest of the game.

Pedro: What the heck is this crap? Man, I swore I cleaned out this area, and now there are more monsters! I don't have any med packs left!
Napoleon: Dude, the Rule of Backtracking, man.
*player is mauled to death by a Necromorph*
Napoleon: Told you.

by Bob Smith Etc. July 27, 2009

Rule of straws

When playing "seven, eleven or doubles" one cannot start rolling the dice until the person touches or has mouth on the straw in their drink.

Rule of straws is if Lauren rolled a seven she cannot start to roll the dice until Courtney touches or starts to drink from the straw in her cup.

by Drinkmaster95 November 15, 2013

Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019