best christmas ever

When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.
My wife surprised me with a ride on the polass express, best christmas ever.
by sharpizzio December 24, 2014
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12 Inch Christmas

When your about give her the dick but you want it to be a surprise.
Her: “What am I getting for Christmas?”

Me: “You’re about to get a 12 inch Christmas surprise
by Star Spire December 22, 2019
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black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(
by Kwivering Kwaker January 24, 2021
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Christmas Eve Eve

The day before Christmas Eve. All "Eve" holidays are better than the actual holiday because the day does not have to live up to the expectation of the real holiday. People are also usually off work on "eve's" so it is like everyones Friday night!!!
Happy Christmas Eve Eve!! Let's get Hammered!!!
by LindsNicP December 23, 2009
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Christmas Came Early

1. When a happy suprirse arrives before Christmas, like a hot new date, awesome gift or magical experience.

2. Christmas-like experience — be it material, spiritual or festival — hapening ahead of schedule.
I took off his clothes and it was like Christmas Came Early!
by Mr. Magical December 02, 2012
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Christmas blow job

When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor
James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.
by Snorri S. Snorrason July 24, 2008
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Christmas 5 Pack

Showing up to a Christmas celebration with a six-pack of beer, minus one.
A six-pack of beer with only 5 beers - a common occurrence with beers, the buyer has never tried.
For Greg's Christmas party I brought that new seasonal beer from New Belgium, but I had never tried it before (and I was thirsty on the drive over) so I gave him the Christmas 5 pack.
by 2horses December 24, 2009
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