When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.
by sharpizzio December 24, 2014
by Star Spire December 22, 2019
The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
by Kwivering Kwaker January 24, 2021
The day before Christmas Eve. All "Eve" holidays are better than the actual holiday because the day does not have to live up to the expectation of the real holiday. People are also usually off work on "eve's" so it is like everyones Friday night!!!
by LindsNicP December 23, 2009
1. When a happy suprirse arrives before Christmas, like a hot new date, awesome gift or magical experience.
2. Christmas-like experience — be it material, spiritual or festival — hapening ahead of schedule.
2. Christmas-like experience — be it material, spiritual or festival — hapening ahead of schedule.
by Mr. Magical December 02, 2012
James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.
by Snorri S. Snorrason July 24, 2008
Showing up to a Christmas celebration with a six-pack of beer, minus one.
A six-pack of beer with only 5 beers - a common occurrence with beers, the buyer has never tried.
A six-pack of beer with only 5 beers - a common occurrence with beers, the buyer has never tried.
For Greg's Christmas party I brought that new seasonal beer from New Belgium, but I had never tried it before (and I was thirsty on the drive over) so I gave him the Christmas 5 pack.
by 2horses December 24, 2009