Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

Yesn't Peasant

The ultimate strategy to put peasants back in their place. The culmination and finalized, more refined version of the comeback "no u".

Bob: UR MUM GAE, LOL
Dylan: no u
Bob: yesn't I'nt
Jeff: yesn't thou
Dylan: YESN'T PEASANT

Almost immediately, Jeff and Bob have their lives flash before their eyes, and within an instant of lacerations appearing and corroding skin, wail in terror realizing their mistake before being silenced.

by getwiththetimes July 6, 2019

Don't pull an Adam

Don't do something until you have all the information.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna agree to do this job I found!"
Guy 2: "Don't pull an Adam, find out what they're gonna pay you first."

by InfernoLord February 13, 2020

Couldn't play a Note to save their strote

When someone can't play an instrument, then starts jamming random notes and they sound terrible

Wow this guy couldn't play a Note to save their strote

by S Shadic April 4, 2020

yvng t prophet

Yvng T Prophet is one of the most underrated Baltimore rappers in the DMV, he is most known for his songs “So Cold” and “Dior”

Kenny: Let’s play some Yvng T Prophet
Megan: Sure I love his music!

by PhantomX39 November 23, 2021

ain't playing shit

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.

Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.

by Noblewolf797 January 24, 2022

Don’t pull a Nivison

A phrase used when someone wants to binge or indulge in bad substances without regard to what will happen. This took term when popular content creator Ted Nivison made a video about when he ate a 500 milligram edible on accident, which lead to him being high for almost 32 hours.

Slow down on the drinks man! Don’t pull a Nivison!

by JambaVix December 29, 2021