Michigan Strawberry

When you take a butt plug and stick it in the vagina of a girl on her period, give it a quick dip in her butt, then pop it in her mouth like a pacifier.

"You look hungry, babe. You know what's in season this month? A fresh Michigan Strawberry. Pop out the tampon, let's do this right."

Michigan Strawberry by Pop'n Fresh June 19, 2012

Majira Strawberry 

Majira Strawberry is a strawberry fox who loves strawberrries and hates cherries. He has a floofy tail and hates sidewalks. Too many shoe laces and he's out. His best bro is none other than Fjord Frost. He has a 1.0 (scary), a 2:0 (the best so far), and a 3.0 (eh mixed emotions, but mostly depressed about it). He eats too much chicken and drank too much waffles. "Hey guys it's Majira welcome to another video!" Majira means summer in Swahili or something. Also forgot to mention he's a furry. he also has a life threatening fear of room fans so summer (or should I say majira ) is scary so that's why he used his college funds on AC.

#Majira Strawberry for president 2020

Majira Strawberry by Eloquence the Wolf August 4, 2018

majira strawberry 

Majira strawberry is a furry YouTuber named Majira, Majira also means summer in Swahili! (Majira is also very cringey according to him)

Oh look it’s Majira Strawberry!!

majira strawberry by RippleTheWolf January 7, 2018

Ready ready strawberry 

When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.

Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.

Ready ready strawberry by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023

reverse strawberry alarm clock 

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.

"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"

reverse strawberry alarm clock by dtoss August 9, 2015

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie 

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie by Stretche July 17, 2016

Dirty Strawberry 

When a girl's asshole is so clean that you can stick a strawberry in it and then proceed to eat it out of her ass.

My trig teacher is so hawt. I wish she's down for a dirty strawberry...

Dirty Strawberry by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs January 12, 2013