sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

Georgia Juice Squeezer

The act of squeezing a males genitalia while he has a full bladder in order to make them urinate

Girl 1 “I gave him a Georgia juice squeezer!”
Girl 2 “Eww what the fuck? Get away from me piss girl!”

by kats067 January 15, 2026

squeegelicious

having sexuality or being extremely hot. to be as cool as a squeege.

taylor looks very squeegelicious all the time baby.

by kat September 11, 2004

squeezybix

A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.

Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.

by The Glans Punis May 4, 2006

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

squeerel

"an alternate pronunciation of the word squirrel, used by black ppl and wannabe black ppl who have nothing else to do but laugh at their neighbors who are
foreign, loud and proud"


example: aww, look at de pretty squeerells climbing na de tree!"

there are lots of squeerells climbing in the tree

the squeerells are busy collecting nuts

by medinafunky February 21, 2009

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009