contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

miss spencer

North american mammal closely related to the walrus, known for its migrating bald spot. Its diet consists of everything & anything but the miss spencer has aqquired a strong pallet for children. These creatures can be found in local fast food joints or community high schools where they feed off children. The miss spencer is endangered. Wildlife organizations are taking steps to help preserve the species.

Miss spencer: The due dates are, um.. Up on the board, and if you did not do the project, then you have uhhh.. Missed your.. Opportunity.

by dr. tu-daë December 17, 2008

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

lucy spencer

An amazing girl who cares about everyone, she will never let you down and is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, you can trust her with all your life. I guarantee you will never meet a better person!

Person 1: "how's your day been"
Person 2: "Amazing I met a lucy spencer and it made my day"

by yourbestfriend!!!!! July 27, 2011

anal sponge

A curse word commonly used in the Half-life mod: The specialists.

Joe has killed Bob

Bob: "You anal sponge!"

by JohnToaster December 3, 2011

Caramel Spongebob

Caramel Spongebob is when you take a yellow sponge while taking a squat to wipe the shit off your butt.

Meghan Trainor had to do a caramel spongebob after having a trenta ice coffee with milk and sweetener.

by Moocow1987 July 2, 2016

smoking sponge

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

by BudTerm December 27, 2016