Shitting chips

Raining heavily

- as in "I wouldn't go outside mate, it's shitting chips".

by Little Marc/Ruggy October 23, 2008

Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

by BOIYF December 17, 2019

quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit

OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns

by FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 25, 2011

Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard

1.) You pull the Male's foreskin up away from his penis.
2.) He blows his huge load on your face.

So he gave you a Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard?

by Seandaman134223 April 9, 2011

Sister spitting

When two or more people vomit in the same toilet likely also holding each others hair

We were sister spitting last night after tequila shots

by Truly Julie March 17, 2023

slitlings

All the words that is similar to stupid, dumb, cunt, and idiot.

You're such a slitlings

by iCantDox July 15, 2018