Safety Goggles

The sexual act in which a woman puts testicals In her eyes (hence safety goggles) and her tongue up an ass hole while the cock is slapped against her forehead. Usually willing but in forced cases see safety sunglasses

aj: did u hear that girl squeal when the got a pearl necklace? logan: ya dude i heard mike gave her some safety goggles too! aj: she had chocolate on her lips, extra eye lashes and a white head band on?!

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

safe heist

The plan to steal a safe full of money from the music department office in your school.

"Are we going through with the safe heist tonight, Joe?"

by Emennius May 23, 2003

Safe T bar

another way of greeting someone like saying hello, safe alright.

Invented by James Johnston

ME: alright mate (YOU: Safe T bar

by jimi141091 October 13, 2007

Safely

The approach followed by those willing to risk not enjoying life.

Person 1: "Wow they're giving away free cars across that busy road but will will have to hurry."

Person 2: "But it looks dangerous if we take our time to cross we may not get a free car but at least we will get there safely."

Person 1: Sad.

by iamdamian August 13, 2011

safety meeting

stop what your doing immediately and adjust your attitude

"hey dude, lets step around the corner and have a safety meeting".

"nothins' gettin done... concrete's gittin hard... paperworks pilin' up, and the whole crews on the rag... i need a safety meeting.

by inspektor August 14, 2009

safety game

When one person farts and calls the word "Safety" then everyone around must call a color and the last person to call a color has to make a sex noise.....if you say the same color as someone else then you must make a sex noise.

Brandon:"Safety Game"
Bobby:"Green"
Aaron:"Blue"
Travis:"Red"
Stitch:"Yellow.....shit fine ill make the noise........OOOHHHHHHH YYEEEAAAAA!"

by Zach Vaggitt August 7, 2007

Safety

to be safe, Or in 'the Zone'

The greasy greek waiter Stavros see twat mode

by Robbie and Sean March 11, 2004