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Soft as a pensioner's turd 

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

Soft potatoe 

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.
My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
Soft potatoe by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

soft trans 

A trans person who patiently explains trans issues to cisgender people
"I wanna ask them about gender stuff because i dont really get it"
"Just ask them, theyre soft trans, they dont mind"
soft trans by Babie sim January 19, 2021

Soft Fan 

A fan who doesn’t have a team but cheers for the one closest to him
Gary is a soft fan dude likes the San Jose sharks but he’s from Portland.
Soft Fan by OOJack91 January 30, 2021

Soft Memes

Memes that exhibit a certain undeniable softness. Often enjoyed over free-wheeling coffee chats.
My name is Shannon and I enjoy Soft Memes!
Soft Memes by JimmyTheJunk February 10, 2021

soft dick 

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.
Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah
soft dick by Aztylux March 26, 2021