social bio-metric 

richest documentation of a individuals unique communication and modeling of assembled structured ontology, strategies of learned behavior and facts, experimental development, formal and informal descriptions of concepts, activities and relationships, incremental improvements, improved techniques and tactics; continuously added to a growing data base in dynamically pursuing a widening field of opportunities and learning, created and developed throughout life .

His social bio-metric profile fits perfectly into the culture of our company.

You can find out more about John by looking into his social bio-metrics.

social bio-metric by Olexiy K. May 2, 2011

social graft 

manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.

If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.

social graft by claybius July 26, 2011

Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

Social Media Douchebag by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

Social Hand 

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.

Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.

Social Hand by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011

Social Micromanaging 

When all social activities of a group are authorized by a single person. This person permits the people invited, location of meeting, time of event, and activities of the event.

That crazy girl keeps social micromanaging me! I can't cut a break! Who cares who I eat lunch with???!! AHHHH!!!!

Social Micromanaging by MarkEwok December 29, 2011

Social network smart 

Knowing what to and what not to say or post on any social network. Especially. When you have a ton of friends

Lisa: Jenny just came back from the gynecologist and she started posting on Facebook about how she has a yeast infection.

tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.

Social network smart by rudolph5656 March 28, 2012

social nerpes 

A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.

"Dude she has social nerpes"
"What a facebook whore"

social nerpes by Squob to Gob June 17, 2012