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Yard sailed

The act of having one's belongings absolutely thrown and strewn across the ground after unintentionally hitting, bumping, or dropping something.

Can be used in most situations, typically humorous. Meant to mimic a yard sale, in which your crap is all across your yard.

Most commonly used when a large amount of items is dropped, or when a vehicle carrying a large amount of loose cargo hits an obstacle.
The waitress tripped over some dummies purse and yard sailed everyone's food across the floor!
by DatSuperPig December 6, 2020
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Sailboat

A version of motorboating where you blow on a girls tits.
Last night I got her bra off and started to sailboat her tits.
by ktrain11 July 18, 2009
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Sailor Porn

A specific style of porn -- almost always existing as stag films and isolated porn clips -- that begins as a gangbang of multiple men and one woman, but eventually phases out the woman's role and devolves into male gay porn. The term "sailor porn" is used as a descriptor because of the perception that a large number of men in the Navy are homosexual.
I once found this old porn tape at my uncle's, and it had these four guys fucking one girl, but then the girl was gone and it went on with just the guys for like, twenty minutes. I asked my friend about it years later, and he said, "Oh, that was sailor porn!"

Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka
by Talmanes November 7, 2010
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snailed it

Expression used by Internet comedians Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart in their video HeyUSA's American Dream. Snailing it means nailing it but slowly (as a snail).
"Finally finished this project ! It took me way longer than I thought it would but I'm happy with the result."
"Yeah dude you snailed it."
by snailing November 7, 2014
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Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.
I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!
by potwo84 January 25, 2011
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shailan

Shailan

Shailan (girl) is super sweet, and feels guilty when she's rude/mean to someone. Usually has brown eyes. Has the best personality of all, and wears bright colors. Shaylen can be nerdy or popular. Everyone adores her and she has many friends. She is usually called "cute or pretty".
Shailan is very sweet
by sweetplum April 30, 2014
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sailesh

sailesh is very dedicated person to his work and also means lord of mountains
if he is sailesh he will never cheat you
by perceverance November 24, 2021
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