Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue

When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head

by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020

Smurf

A gaming term meaning a fake low level account to get pro or good players into lower level games (eg using a new account in R6 to get into newcomer) usually used in skill based matchmaking

Bruh that dickhead is using a smurf

by Mxt April 23, 2020

smurfitus

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020

smurfitus

it’s bad
It causes blue marks on your hands
Very serious condition

Very trickablw
Bad symptoms
Not treatable

“Does she have smurfitus cause she really do he acting like she does ?!”

by Secret father of daughter May 16, 2020

Smurf

jesus reincarnated as a level 6

that doomfist is a smurf. he just steamrolled the whole team while being a level 6.

by nalvinian May 22, 2020

Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

Smurfkin

A Smurf’s merkin

That blankie looks like a Smurfkin

by Duel Monster August 6, 2020