tweet smart

A person who has a lot of common sense and knows what's going on on Twitter. This person knows what every type of person has to deal with on Twitter, understands all groups of people and how to act around them. This person knows all the current shit going on in #SoMe and knows how to make his own right decisions, knows how to deal with different situations and has his/her own independant state of mind. A tweet smart person isn't stubborn and actually listens to shit and understands shit.

That dude actually understands alot of shit thats going on, he is tweet smart.

by Tweet Smart August 6, 2014

Rarted Sharted

When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.

“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!

by RICHI3333 March 13, 2019

Street smart

Don't you really hate it when somebody starts describing themself or somebody else as street smart when you know that they know deep down that they could describe themself as more than just plain street smart without people thinking they were egotistical and pompous?

Ask yourself whether even Tupac wouldn't be able to call himself street smart enough, and if even he wouldn't do it, and you are from the part of Kansas way past Kansas City, (Missouri or Kansas) or somewhere just like parts of Kansas way past Kansas City, why would you get on a National Geographic show about prison with a pseudonym and claim to be street smart when you know it isn't you, it's just an image you want (but you still think it's as hilarious to everyone else as it is to you what you're saying and doing)?

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 3, 2018

Smart

to get head,brain,top,gummies,wig or even knob polishing

that whore sucked my dick for so long i got smart and recieved a masters degree in knowlege she must of been a professer or sum shit

by cody decesare January 20, 2008

Smart

S.M.A.R.T. - Sexually molested and raped twice (:

Girl : Dudee are you smart ?
Boy: Fuck yeah
Girl: ROFL, your fucken retarded xD

by NguyenH(: November 15, 2009

Smart Buddy

The AT&T and AOL of the Philippines that delays requested transactions from clients, and mostly steals from clients account balance 'cos of their fucking ass promos that I don't get. Another thing is they suck the network signal that many messages got on-hold their ass to my outbox. That's why I use mainly Globe's partner, TM.

Damn, Smart Buddy, as well as Talk N Text, got cockles in their promo nowadays. It's time to switch TM ASTIG networks.

by 348r7sc0w385u November 16, 2010