by James "Big Dog" Vann August 23, 2007
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by Busterpants May 31, 2019
Get the Purple Slurple mug.a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.
she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .
she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .
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everyone: i agree!
everyone: i agree!
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Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
by SnatchPlower July 7, 2016
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by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
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by Marle Forge May 13, 2008
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