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Ultra Simp

A man that overly pays attention to a woman. He tends to spend too much time obsessing over her. His name is usually Corey
Wow that guy is crazy about his girlfriend. He is literally inane. He must be Corey and a ultra Simp
by Ooooogurl June 22, 2020
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Female simp

A female who is over infatuated with a guy who does not feel the same. This female chases after this guy regardless of how he responds to her
Ashley: Didnt he leave you on open for like 2 weeks?

M: yes and?
Ashley: you’re such a female simp
by cookiemonster36 February 23, 2020
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Nintendo Simp

Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker

This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.
Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.
by Shiine-1 March 7, 2022
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Language Simp

A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.
Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*
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simp player

A person who simps all the time and succeeds
her: I like him so much.
me: he's just a simp player.
by questionable and confused August 10, 2020
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Simp Police

Someone call the Simp Police, one of the boys is talking to their ex again.
by Bruh123123123 September 9, 2019
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Dsmp Simps

A cult of Minecraft lovers simping for block people, and occasionally the actual people.
P1: Why are those people wearing smile masks with yellow shirts and holding a sign that says las navadas?
p2: Thats the dsmp simps cult.
by AshCantFocus August 28, 2021
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