Beating it silly style 

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy

You hear that Jim was caught beating it silly style in Mr Jefferson’s class

Beating it silly style by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024

Shlonk it silly style 

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person

Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

Shlonk it silly style by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024

Feltch me silly 

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.

Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?

Feltch me silly by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

South Saharan Silly Squirt

The act of nutting on someone's forehead, and calling them "Simba."

Ted- "Yeah, Greg gave her the good ol' South Saharan Silly Squirt last night."

South Saharan Silly Squirt by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025

Goofy guy the silly 

The worst youtuber

Person: goofy guy the silly is trash
Me: that might be me but I agree

Goofy guy the silly by Goofy guy the silly July 22, 2025

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

shagging yourself silly by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

Don't-be-silly 

A dismissive comeback used when someone attempts to challenge, threaten, or oppose you - in power, intellect, or skill - but their effort is so insignificant compared to your capability that it’s almost absurd. Often delivered calmly, not angrily, to emphasize effortless superiority and effortless dismissal.

Used when someone tries to compete with you, but the gap between you is so vast that their effort becomes unintentionally comedic.

"Manchester United thought they had a chance against Brentford. It was clear United where just fantasizing, as the Bees stung them three goals to one, don't-be-silly."

"Jake beat Kelly up, don't-be-silly."

PERSON A: "You think you can beat me."

PERSON B: "Don't-be-silly."

Don't-be-silly by That African Man October 1, 2025