daka shits

After eating at Fitchburg State University’s daka you get back and have to get to the nearest toilet because it tears up your insides and gives the daka shits and your stuck there for an hour.

The daka shits often comes out more than you ate

by YankeeB2003 September 24, 2022

Little Shits

2 cats that are little shits

Did you see my cats Magnus and Avalon? They are Little Shits

by mjbelt1217 September 28, 2022

Dragon Shits

When a person has fire breathing indigestion and the burning shits at the same time.

My stomach has me burning out both ends with the dragon shits.

by The Majestic Mother Fucker October 17, 2022

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.

“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”

by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023

Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023

auf shits

The way jewish people say hello

Person 1: Auf Shits!
Person 2: Auf Shits, you too!

by b0dan12 July 3, 2023