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Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.
Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.
by Diabeticus January 26, 2011
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Dry Shower

Masturbating in the shower without letting the water touch you
My wife caught me taking a dry shower the other day!
by smutty81 April 16, 2015
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go take a shower

by Alex666420 August 7, 2020
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splooge shower

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.
by jah September 7, 2004
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Silver shower

A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white
by the 5 footer December 28, 2019
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showlee

popular, cool, every girls dream
She is so showlee, i wish i was cool like her.
by showlee November 6, 2007
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shower issue

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.
by Phunkee February 18, 2009
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