short dick long nose

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick

Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!

by Sleezychicken February 10, 2017

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by HughMann45 October 4, 2022

Gage Shorter

A word used to describe fat gay kids, who attempt to act drunk but in reality sound retarded. The person tries to pick fights with others, but often pussies out and gives excuses of his absence to the fight.

"That guy just pulled a Gage Shorter."

by Koncrete July 26, 2009

Too short to live

The family from Little People, Big World, and the show. Also, any little people.

hey, did you see Too short to live the other night? That Jeremy is HOT!

by disptuff November 8, 2009

link shortener

'Link Shortener' is a type of website and/or service that will turn your long URLs such as urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=link+shortener into a shorter URL such as bit.ly/18Zt8JM

link shortener adfly tinyurl bitly short url

by UranusTBN November 23, 2013

Arty Sharty

When you collect you juicy Sharts and use them as a paint in an art installation.

Carl pulled an unexpected Arty Sharty while making his painting.

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 7, 2021

One Step Short of Falling

1. Being on the edge of something; knowing that what happens next will make or break you.

With his reputation in the hands of others he was one step short of falling.

by Lazydude3 January 17, 2009