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Heart-shaped Glasses

Referring to looking at someone and seeing y'all potentially be more than just friends.
Nah when I see her it’s like I have heart-shaped Glasses bro
by Jkrolling February 27, 2025
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Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.
The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.
by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025
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Mormon Shaped

Damn, that mf Mormon Shaped.”
by PattersonLite March 30, 2025
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Money saved

And do you want to know why the cost you are paying to build it is irrelevant?
Hym "Because you've been trying to build it for 20 years! Without the theory... MY THEORY you have been throwing money into the trash bin for years. I actively prevent the continuation of that waste by being better and more intelligent than everyone. AND... Your input is contingent on MY input. My input literally exists in a vacuum. Without the theory you don't have a thing dump money into. There is no counter-veiling theory. The one you are using NOW and the one is Singapore that is 100x faster are both my theory. You are paying for the money saved."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
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gentleman's shave

like a hitler except you use you feces to give her/him a moustache and a soul patch, like a frenchman
mikey went to sleep first and i didnt wipe all the way so i gave him a gentleman's shave. he never slept over my house again.
by the black t-dog November 14, 2009
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Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.
Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"
by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010
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have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...
Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*
by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014
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